Is your dad a strict dad or a silly head who makes you question his upbringing? Lucky are the ones who got the latter. We curated a list of dad jokes from an Ask Reddit post, that can never go out of fashion. They will make you laugh and cry and facepalm yourself. In the end, we hope it makes you want to call your Dad and tell him how much you miss him.
- My dad once walked in on me doing crafts with coloured paper. He tells me he took up origami once but let it go. Because it was too much paperwork!
- Dads have their unique ways of mixing polar opposite personalities. He asks, “What is common between Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh?”. Both of them have the same middle name.
- A dad was asked to clean the snow off the roof. He obviously asked for help from me and my sister. He brings out the ladder and says, “This is my step ladder, I don’t know who my real ladder was.”
- This girl writes that her dad has been making a fortune cookie joke forever. Every time he gets one, he makes a stressed face. Then he talks in a mimicry voice, “This fortune cookie says, Help! I’m being held captive in a fortune cookie factory”
- I was getting ready for my football practice. My dad asked if there are any holes in my socks. I said, “No, why?” He says, “Then how did you put it on?” and laughed hysterically.
- I and my dad were passing a graveyard. He asks, “Why do graveyards have gates.” I shrugged for an I-don’t-know. He said, “Because people are literally dying to get in!”
- My dad and cholesterol don’t get along very well. I guess you could say that they have some bad blood together.
- My dad always brings an extra pair of socks to the golf course, in case he gets a hole-in-one.
- I came out to my dad a few weeks ago. As a gift, he got me a cabinet that opens from both sides. He called it a Bi-Curio!
- “What’s the least spoken language in the world?” “Uh, Latin?” “No, Sign language” (he even learned to say sign language in sign language just for this joke)
- I and my dad were watching the elections and my dad asked me, “Why is the president’s pet so loud?” Cause it’s a “trump-pet”.
- I work as a nurse; my dad once came to visit me at work. He asked me, “What do you call somebody without a body and a nose?” “Nobody knows.”
- This guy was once preaching religion to my dad at the door, he said, “Bro, do you want this pamphlet?” My dad replied with a smirk, “Brochure.”
- I once told my 40-year-old husband that I want another baby. He said, “Oh honey, I don’t think this one comes with an exchange offer.”
- Today my stepson asked me, “Can I have a book mark?” It’s been 7 years and he still doesn’t know that my name is George.